31 August 2005
My friend Chris wrote to you recently regarding possible flaws in your design of the rather large house spiders that seem to be invading Sheffield.
The one in the photo decided to scare the living shit out of me whilst I was watching this week’s episode of Lost (which, by the way, almost does that job perfectly well on its own).
So – to quote Chris – “This isn’t bloody Australia, it’s Sheffield. Sort it out.”
P.S. Unlike Chris, I didn’t kill mine if that makes any difference...