25 May 2004

How Gay Are You?

Take part in the national big gay poll for "How Gay Are You?" on Sky One. According to the test, I am SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY. I have a lot to learn from gay men. If I take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach me then girls will stop being disgusted by my behaviour and I’ll be more likely to find the woman of my dreams. I require urgent attention.